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PostSubject: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyMon Jun 29, 2009 10:04 am

Any yo mama jokes please share with everyone


I'll get it started - yo mama so fat that she has more chins than a hong kong phone book!!! oh!! lol
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 6:17 pm

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 7:36 pm

lol thats an old one, um............ yo mama so fat that shes on both sides of the family
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 7:39 pm

Thats old as well.
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 7:39 pm

but its better
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 7:55 pm

yo momma is so skinny she has to run around in
the shower to get wet
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyTue Jun 30, 2009 8:00 pm

lol thats funny um........................... yo mama so fat that when she wears a raincoat people yell TAXI!!!!! lol old but good
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyWed Jul 01, 2009 9:09 pm

Yo mama so fat, when she sits in the movies, she sits by EVERYBODY
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyThu Jul 02, 2009 11:24 am

lol, yo mama so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyMon Jul 06, 2009 1:34 am

yo mama is so clumsy that she trips over the cord-less phone
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyMon Jul 06, 2009 1:36 am

Yo mama so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyMon Jul 06, 2009 1:36 am

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyMon Jul 06, 2009 1:38 am

srry about the quadruple post but...

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyWed Jul 08, 2009 10:27 pm

lol i told u all of those in our little yo mama joke fight
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyWed Jul 08, 2009 10:48 pm

w/e
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 12:34 pm

not w/e..... yes
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 6:09 pm

Mmk..Nick if you want to post several different jokes, edit the post before instead of posting about 5 times in a row
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 10:20 pm

i realize that....now
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 10:22 pm

do u really
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 10:25 pm

yes. hence my post in the favorite joke section
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 10:28 pm

lol
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptyFri Jul 10, 2009 10:31 pm

see?
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 8:17 pm

your mamma is so stupid she doesnt get this joke
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 10:44 pm

Yo momma is so fat last time she seen 90210 is on the scale

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

Your mom is so fat, when she walks out of the candy store with a red turtle neck on people start yellin "Kool Aid".
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PostSubject: Re: Yo mama jokes   Yo mama jokes EmptySat Jul 11, 2009 11:37 pm

yo momma so old she left her purse on noahs ark
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